Title: Pucknado II: The Sharkening
Fandom: Glee, Sharknado
Characters (Pairings): Kurt/Puck
Genre: CRACK LIKE WHOA
Rating: T for violence by and against sharks
Spoilers: For Sharknado obviously
Word Count: 2117
Summary: Shotguns in the morning; explosives in the afternoon. A day that started out with sharks crashing through the windows shouldn’t be allowed to get weirder.
Disclaimer: I don’t own either Glee OR Sharknado. Nope, neither.
Author’s Note: For everyone who made me feel better this week <3
I hope you enjoy this.
I had a really crappy time on Wednesday and I think it’s going to carry over and keep making things crappy for a while yet, but you guys were so lovely and gave me hugs and boa curled around me, and then you cheered me up so much on Thursday, I think I spent half the day laughing. You guys <3 <3 <3
So, since I’m feeling more together today, I made you a little something. I hope you enjoy it. Check my next post.
because its about time you learn that life is disappointing
imagine if china, while they’re up on the moon, decides to knock down the US flag or whatever just to say ‘screw you’ and its like, what are we gonna do? spend a couple million just to fly some craft up to the moon and re-erect the flag? the whole scenario would be petty and that’s hilarious
i have lived in america my entire life and i am 100% sure we would do exactly that
Yes. We would.
Now I’m rooting for China to do this. It might convince Congress to fund NASA better.